Brock Lesnar frightened the hell out of me last nite. 

THE CALLS

1. Rob Fitzgerald

The Last Time We Spoke: I speak to Rob every day. He is the bass player in Those Mockingbirds, and honestly probably the best bass player I’ve ever played with. He has also become a big brother to me in the last year, by beating the wimp out of me, and at the same time, fueling the maddening levels of respect I have for him.

When I Called Today: We had a REALLY long talk, which started off about mostly boring band business stuff, and discussing some plans for the next few months and such, but we quickly turned to the always entertaining topic of late 80’s  / early 90s WWF. Rob and I talk about wrestling almost every time we take a band trip anywhere, much to the dismay of our bandmates, and probably to you, the reader. Luckily for you, Rob then told me a fantastic story about his time working at a gas station when he was in high school. Apparently, on Christmas one year, he had to work, which of course sucks…especially at a gas station, outdoors in the winter, etc etc. So this group of hot babes rolls up to get gas, and they start chatting him up, telling him he’s cute and stuff, and they finally ask him for his number, which brightens up his gloomy holiday. Rob says sure, and writes it down for them. As soon as he hands it over, they start laughing at him and say “you won the bet!” and peel away. Worst. Xmas. Ever.

The Verdict: Women are diabolical. 

2. First Wok

The Last Time We Spoke: I am proud to say I haven’t ordered from First Wok in many months!

When I Called Today: I ordered chicken lo mien and a white rice. It was fantastic. They finally gave me a respectable amount of duck sauce when I said “can I have a bunch of duck sauce?” cos you know how THAT usually goes.